shitmystudentswrite: I believe that life begins at contraception.
obakeneko: Oops, looks like I’ve given away my last fuck. No more fucks to give, so sorry. Truly regrettable. Giving any more fucks for the day is going to be difficult. m(_ _)m 6 in the morning and I am already to such a great start! d(-_^) mm, we’re rarely given enough fucks to last us through the day here.
Contact with H2O
shitmystudentswrite: first aid for contact with H2O: flush eyes with water, rinse skin with water, if ingested, get medical help. yes, ingesting h2o is TERRIBLE and should NEVER be done ;P ehehehe
fuckyeahsocialjusticesally: ah, yes, of course.
when you like a reblog with added stuff (like, say, an argument against the original post) it just shows that you like the original post and perhaps any other reblogs of it (no matter if they’re pro or con or what.) …how…odd. and really kind of annoying. at least when i click the liked posts on my dashboard it goes to the reblog/argument in question but, as far as i can tell,...
seafiish: aperfectillusion: Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop. Step 2: Click HERE Step 3: Press f11 Step 4: Start typing frantically. Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen. Step 6: ??????? Step 7: Profit THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN SINCE FOREVER ehehehehe
I have to get out of bed.– First World Problems (via epic4chan)